Corrupt a Wish Game

Granted but you cant shave it
I wish I had a cat

Granted but your cat has feline pattern baldness and you cant shave him.

I wish there was something on the tv worth watching

Granted but theres too many things to watch at once.
I wish i had a shark

Granted, but it eats you when you try to feed it.

I wish I knew parkour.

Granted but you see him in a cascet.
I wish i had A giant Red Dragon that loved me.

Granted, but you are loved so much you die from a crushed pelvis

I wish that I had immortal youth

XD that was funny.
Granted but you watch everyone die.
I wish Sasha would come outside and be reckless with me >.>

Thank you I do try you know...some people don't realize the effort that goes into these sometimes.

Granted, but you are so reckless that you end up in the hospital paralyzed for life from the neck down and develop Apraxia and while trying to say "It hurts so bad" you say "I slept with your gerbil." While Sasha walks away with nothing but a small scratch on her foot no bigger than a nickle.

I wish that I had another Dr. Pepper.

Granted, but the Dr. Pepper is 30 years old and is very expired to where you can't drink it.

I wish I could spend the day with Zangetsu~ XD

Granted but it is the negative Zangetsu and he tries to chop you to little bits.

I wish that more people played this game

Granted, but everyone joins in and every time you try to post someone beats you to the punch.

I wish M'lady Sasha would come on and Rp with me. Considering I'm the only Angel

Granted but she only posts one liners.

I wish today had been better

Granted, but the day after as well as every day were much worser than the last.

I wish I could find gold in my backyard.

(To my wish beforehand. <3 I like it rough~ lol)

Granted but, you really find Iron Pyrite

I wish sasha would get on